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Elaine Will, September 9th 2000

New Ikea product name: Topstöl

Ban sports gambling

About to drop another $300 at Ikea

I'm gonna sniff it

I can fix him

Went to a magical store today

Honestly shocked that they banned Delta 8. I didn't see that coming at all

New cabinet and undermount lights installed

Collectively can we please agree to retire the phrase "there's so much alpha in _______"

He's mine

Carpet cleaning day...

Are you a deer or are you a durr?

He's too enthusiastic

Millennials have the refrain for I Like The Way You Move printed in our genetic code

Yes I am ordering a Happy Meal at 12:19 AM for the Zootopia toy, do not judge me

Its almost this time again!!! I love getting my own tree it feels so special that way

New storm door ordered. Going to make the front of the house look really good especially once I get the door painted