Feel free to push me in front of a bus

the longer i go without something, the easier it becomes to not want it again.

One minor inconvenience and I think I need a beer. That’s my toxic trait.

Am I the only who’s wanted to die from embarrassment…?? Lmao

Why won’t Oregon let me pump my own gas 🙂

Three hours later and I hate Oregon

“You and your man’s are gonna make the prettiest baby.”

One minor inconvenience *block*

i want a dog so bad.

Bro. Gained 11 pounds. But ya girl is getting stronger 🤪

Got a shitty call today. Told myself I get 5 minutes to be sad then have to get my ass to the gym. It worked I no long wanna cry lol.

them lil walks in the sunshine be letting you know life alright.

Last week I pulled 215 for a deadlift easy. This week 205 is barely happening 😭

morning everybody thinking everyone’s due for the best Friday of all time

My problem is I think every house chore needs to be done with a beer 🥴

Older men is where it’s at. 🙌🏽

Trying to find a dog for my dog will be the death of me 😭

My ex ruined Zach Bryan for me so that’s cool 🙃

I get to come home to thee sweetest dog and she’s the reason life’s so good 😭💜

It’s 7 at night and I miss my high school art teacher. Mr Long let’s hit the range. 😂💀