I’ve been chasing this high all my life.

banning tieflings and half-elves makes this feel like an all cishet table 😂

I’m gonna VOMIT the new Persona 3 Reload trailer is so fucking good holy shit

Speechless

I don’t have a waterbed because I’m terrified I’d drink it in my sleep

going to bed early is a superpower

One of life’s simple pleasures is eating pickles in the kitchen at 2am

Please don’t flirt with me if you’re bad at flirting I’m way too good at it to take on an apprentice at this time

New dice just came in. I want to play a gunslinger now.

i luv when young bitches do old bitch shit, like crochet, that’s so cunt !!!

am I the most stable and fulfilled I’ve ever been? yes. have I also had fresh fruit and bread that was better than entire years of my life? also yes. both things can be true we are layered traumatized baddies over here

she’s a 10 but she says “hell yeah brother” in a hulk hogan voice

Tell me why I saw a video of Justin Bieber singing at the all star weekend in Toronto and started crying????

Help my roommate just confidently told me the word Grinch is in the Bible

“He could write a song about you, and your record’s not great in that department” -my roommate talking me out of giving my number to the lead singer of a basement punk band