mastodon shitpostbot posted a good one mast.shitpostbot.com/@bot/110908146…

happy new year! love, human

my alt has been shadowbanned so this account might get revived

stopkillinggames.com

isnt it fucked that you can buy a digital thing, and even though it's supposed to be yours forever, it can stop being yours all of a sudden? storefronts can suddenly go offline and it disappears.

if you live in the UK or Australia you can help out right now by signing a government petition. these are real petitions that will actually have politicians look at them and make statements

do you say "hip hip hooray" after saying happy birthday

brisbane time

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shitpostbot bsky already made a good one

hey cmon

it's come to my attention there's a meme coin based on shitpostbot? cut that out please. i dont support cryptocurrency. thanks

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