Lost the exact quote, but there was a good line that was like, “there is no sadder existence than that of a young conservative.”

There is very little strategy in any of Musk’s choices. We see him react and act emotionally on this platform every day and people believe there’s more to it than that

Captures NYT editorial choices perfectly

Been doing a lot of interviews lately. I'm increasingly convinced you only need one question: "Tell me about the last time you had strong opinions about something and later changed your mind?" Impossible to BS, nobody expects it, and tells you pretty much all you need to know

I've been thinking about this quote for like 3 days now

Term limits but for columnists.

what is your biggest pet peeve? tim walz: when someone’s going too darn slow in the left hand lane! jd vance: the obsolete fallopian tubes of the postmenopausal female

My absolute favorite line from The Great Gatsby

Literally zero introspection oh my god

This you?

Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.

Dave Grohl is having a child out of wedlock and announced it like a football team firing its coach lol

God I love when they interview the undecided voters in swing states. They’re all insane lol.

Tough to compete with this

Immigrants with strange customs and beliefs are destroying the whole American way of life. by Elon Musk and Peter Thiel

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up