"If you ever jump off a bridge for fun, go fast so people don't think you are suicidal and call the police." #lifelessonsduringpractice

Just a man and his race day quiche 🍳🍴 #GetFiredUp

"REACH TOWARD THE BACON!!! hands, bacon flag, boom!" #ShitGregSays @emonezgotdaswag

*While principle sits in launch listening * "It's so hard not to swear at you guys while Dr. Pelmas is here!God I'm doing such a great job"

Unloading just got a whole lot more interesting

More USA Rowing Pride- Love it! RT ‏Meegz TBC reppin team USA #godblessamerica #harDCore USRowing Team USA

You go TBC! RT ‏Meegz USRowing WE. ARE. READY. #TBCtakeover #clubnats #lovethevanshots

This river is like hungry for my skegs.... It's like "oh Greg King is here?"

"I'm really in here"

If I acted the way I did but my crews were dog shit slow, I would be in jail. #VanQuotes #ShitGregSays

"The Williams pair would strugs on the dock. They WOULD strugs" *evil laughs*

Selfie/Throwback sunday

Our shirts should say "got rice?"

TBC does #HOCR packing list

Tryna catch me riding dirty

It's starting to look a lot like mullet season

*uses megaphone to bleep out curse words* "Well that piece just (beep) sucked and I (beep) that you guys (beep) your (beep) (beep)

WHY CANT THE INTERNET FIND CHIPOTLE #HOCR

"Fuck yeah erging"