Weeks of chaos, confusion and incompetence. We need a return to teacher assessments for A-level results and urgent action to avoid the same injustice for GCSE students. Boris Johnson has been invisible during this crisis. He needs to take personal responsibility, and fix it.

Love this...

🐼 cubs are dicks 😂

Hey @etisalat can I get a call back from a real human? None of your automated support answers my question

Hey @Etisalat_Care can I get a call back from a real human? Your automated systems aren't solving my issues. Thanks

True story.

Everyone’s granddad was fucked in some war or another. The answer is to end wars, not indulge in a victim-embracing wankfest over this.

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents what they said video games would do to us.

This is why people leave your industry, in one sweary jpg.

Smart people often change their minds.

“Now does he feel his title Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe Upon a dwarfish thief..." Macbeth, Act V, Scene II

"I thought it was a work event"

The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks. "what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks. "what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks. Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

On advertising fundamentals not changing: Stephen King's Planning Cycle from 1974

"Too often people think of the far right as a tumour on the body politic, something to be cut off an otherwise healthy host. In reality, it is better understood as a gangrenous limb that, if left untreated, poisons the rest of the body." - Joe Mulhall

Some served patients. Others served Prosecco. (Location: Atherleigh Way, Leigh)

Erm, Syria?