What would be the inverse of "Treat Your Mother Right" over in Pakistan? I'm curious as they're treated like dogs and the dogs are treated like wives. #WednesdayWisdom #WednesdayThoughts

Ahh the ol' 4:5 rule. 4 boyfriends to stay under the hussy territory whereas 5 dabbles into the beginning stages of slutism.

Damn Talib Kweli Greene is legitimately spamming my whole timeline. But I am learning so I'll take the trade off. Btw, love the #peoplesparty podcast.

Supa Hot Fire: The Origin Story. #butimnotarapper

I need new friends and whatnot. Particularly of the funny variety. #FollowFriday #Followtrain

Give gifts, for poverty is a painful thing. One is unable, when poor, to accomplish one's own welfare much less that of others!

Gervais Epstein joke in a nutshell (it was funny, folks) #RickyGervais #GoldenGIobes #goldenglobes2020 Audience: Groan Internet:

A friend suggested we go out to help me get over my breakup. While I was talking/flirting with a guy, she came over, straddled him, lifted her dress, took his dick out and started fucking him all within seconds. So I just quietly left and walked home.

Yeah this is definitely not a good look for #jillianmichaels I can't stand Lizzo but I can rock with her ambition/passion as a voice for those with body images. The follow up question here is if a fellow obese person roasted Lizzo would it be deemed fine? #Lizzo #FoodForThought

My wife stans #ElvisPresley and rightfully so. This man is a God among Men (and women for PC purposes). He deserves to be celebrated everyday.

Noted. Interact with caution.

Eerily similar to my wife's nail lady.

Yooo tiller not cool my dude. #fthatnoise

Popeye's Chicken Sandwich:!!! Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #facts #popeyes

Life in a nutshell: Step 1: Drink your Macchiato Step 2: Feel good about yourself for about an hour and a half. Step 3: Commence the existential crisis that'll ruin your day. Step 4: Rinse, cry in the shower, and repeat. #ThursdayThoughts #TheMoreYouKnow #ThursdayMotivation

Not all heroes wear acrylic.

Frankie The Enforcer literally looking like an enforcer.

Are people from Staten Island still doing that thing where they claim to be related to Eamon (Fuck It singer dude)? Everyone was somehow related to this guy once upon a time. #StatenIsland #Eamon #fuckit #shaolin #NewYork

Oh it’s coming. Plenty to talk about too.