You have to be a REALLY good singer to do that bottom lip quiver thing and not look like a jackass.

Breaking Bad, The Wire, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Cash Cab.

I can't even imagine Peter Boyle with hair.

I'm starting to think I'm going to get passed over again this year at the NFL Draft.

Michelle Obama in Star Wars: "When they go Lobot, we go Highbot".

Say what you want about JD Vance, you gotta admit, he's a good looking guy. Say what you want about Tim Walz, you gotta admit, he's a good looking guy.

I am extremely angry that the second Joker movie isn't exactly the same as the first Joker movie.

I had no idea that Arnold Palmer's penis was attached to such an impressive golfer.

Just found out Taylor Swift was in Toronto. If I knew, I would have bought tix.

It's crazy that no other movie has been able to top the animation of The Polar Express.

Did you know that Keira Knightley was only 6 years old when she shot Love Actually?

Help is finally on the way! It took 32 years, but Henry Winkler has given Mrs Doubtfire the seal of approval we were all waiting for! 👏👏

I can't get that "Come on ladies, come on ladies, One Pound Fish" song out of my head. It's driving me crazy. Should have never saw A Complete Unknown.

I was considered for Host of the Oscars this year. Came down to me and Judd Hirsch. Things got so competitive that we got into a brawl in front of the academy, and our offers were rescinded. The bad news is they gave it to Conan. The good news is Judd and I are still friends.

This may sound obvious, but it's more efficient to sit on the toilet backwards like the Backstreet Boys chair dance.

I hope the next season of White Lotus is a bunch of bodybuilders getting along.

Has anybody else seen this Tiger King show? What a cast of characters!

George Lucas finally breaks silence on Star Wars!

I'm thinking of downloading some apps.

Wanna feel old? The kid from Jerry Maguire is now a teenager.