Growing up is realising that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man with whom she had sex one time. Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, and he would

Welcome to 𝕏 ..

We are back from paying Lobola for a hun with 4 kids, my aunt is gatvol, the family ended up paying us instead 😭😭😭

Eminem been real quiet since this dropped…

do you like my tree

Y'all still judge people based on pictures?? Y'all haven't learn anything from IG huh? Alot of broke people over there playing rich, successful, etc.

We struggle too much for a life that can end at anytime

Don't be that guy who's good at sounding smart but hasn't done anything with his life.

I would like to congratulate all my niggaz who got new jobs, all my niggaz who graduated, my niggaz who got married, all who became parents, some who quit taking intoxicants (that's their achievement) and rest in peace to those we've lost along way. 2025 has been a good year 🎉

So close

Her: Babe ndalama ija Msilikali: Iwe ndili mkaning'ina ine mulibe agent muno fall out. 😭😂💔🙌

dear twitter algorithm, fill my timeline with stoners only.

the illuminati doesn’t make music like this anymore

When you’re not prepared to care for a baby and the baby dies two days after birth.

YOU SMOKE AT PARTIES I GET HIGH TO DO THE DISHES

once they know you smoke weed, everything you do is the weeds fault. dumbo

Me and “how did u get my number”

They say life is like a movie ; in my story I am the Thanos, I am the Superman, I am that stunt double and last but most importantly I am the director of the movie.