Just heard Tony vs Khabib isn’t happening at ufc 249

Quarantine brought us back to board games we used to play with our cousin's at midnight during the winter

Part of my childhood was abusive but after listening to a recording of myself , I believe it was justified

You open the fridge cuz you're bored not hungry

You never realise how much you change in a month until you look at an older photo of your ugly mug

I want a premium version of sleep where I wake up the next morning feeling like I actually slept

I Wonder what shrooms are like on Mars

Don't you just love seeing 15 year old kids on Snapchat doing shout outs for each other mentioning their single or taken? It's tinder for adolescents at this point

Lose my shit when my biscuit falls into my tea smh

#MondayMotivaton

Tik toks comment section reminds me of those 80s high school movies where every teenager is a toxic self entitled prick

I started to appreciate washing liquid today , Just tells me I'm getting old

*Arab

divorced parents be meeting at store parking lots exchanging they kids like it’s a drug deal. 😭

Dreams are just loading screens for the next day

Closing your eyes in the dark when searching for your charger cable is a different kind of intellect

Armpits are the worst place to have a pimple

If a litre of double chocolate ice cream doesn't get my mind of something. I'm gone