If LinkedIn existed in the Pokémon World Here’s how Leech Seed Leftovers Calyrex-Ice taught me everything I need to know about passive income 💯💪💵

honestly, just do it.

Got a botched circumcision now my willy wonka

i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees

It's a disgrace that despite being at the absolute pinnacle of their sport these women are so badly paid they have to share not just a room but even a BED.

Trump lost his best friend to suicide and now y'all wanna re-traumatize him by bringing it up constantly??

Damn... so sad to see a legend like Travis finally succumb to old age

How long? 👀

Kangaskahn finding out megas are coming back:

If ESPN pulls Scott Hanson off of RedZone we’re going to make January 6th look like child’s play.

Meta this meta that—have you MET A WOMAN??????

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

Baseball Fact: What little joy I had left in my life is now gone

"i knew sabrina before she blew up" "i knew chappell before she blew up" guess who i knew before they blew up

Bro get out of Play Lab you have a grand finals to go win‼️

modern scooby doo velma: my vape, i cant live without my vape fred: ill go investigate with shaggy, if he consents norbert: why do you all call me that scrappy: because woke moralists destroyed america daphne: i dont mind being paired with scooby (: scooby: im roining risis

fuck the yankees today, fuck the yankees tomorrow, fuck the yankees saturday, sunday, and and every day beyond. fuck the yankees even after the sun expands and swallows the earth whole

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma me during the mesozoic era:

Europe is such an easy country to ragebait

you stupid bitch.