Placed my bet……

There’s a bloke on the departure board doing sign language. How does this help? Being deaf doesn’t prevent you from reading. I’m simply staggered at how woke this is.

"you're under a vest"

“He had no right to take their lives.” They should have considered the consequences when they had no right to break into his house- while they were armed, too.

Not me but I did fill in a form once for a free Nelson Mandela!

Extreme Shark hunting

New inpatient for the burns unit.

In the 15th century Britain the government made a law that sold its own people as chattle if they didn't work for 3 days solid, either to the land owners or sent abroad

Ready! Teddy! Goooooo!

C'mon I did a genuine genius tweet

I dreamt last night that I invented a pill to cure everything except famine and the pharmaceutical companies were chasing me down the road a la Benny Hill style, because I wanted to give it away cheaply

Must've been some curry

😂

FB memory thing starring the legend Michel Roux Jr

Auntie: looking for quotes to cut a 4ft hedge in clifton Me:

Weird how the bruise on trump's hand is taking a longer time to heal than the ear that was hit by a bullet.

Always with smart foam, that's not a ladies product, that's a shoe insole

Oooof!