My wife is staying the night at a hotel because when she asked me to get matching shirts for our family trip to Disney World I just got 6 of these in XL.

Darth Erogenous ORC DANNY BROWN: Put the hai in the uruk // Green pussy with da syrup // Bruiser roll up on ya camp and eat the ass of the women (squad!) DWARF 2010 KANYE WEST: (playing every synthesizer note at once) My bitch small like soy sauce

i still stand by this 4 years later

kill everyone in the world right now

Big ups to my horrific street gang

Here comes everybody - after an imaginary conversation with Iain Hood

And all of this happened

Im sorry, but I still underestimate the power of freshwater mussels.

The disrespected trucker

Compilation of dogs rejecting their owners who returned from war

Sunn O))) stage dive

How do I tell my closest friend Peanut Butter that he has a dog name

In 2040 getting a virus on my 3d food printer from a pirated t-bone steak file watching in horror as it starts printing a working penis

The xbox 360 was based on a book

Im being molested by the passage of time

Walking around New York City going “Who? What? Huh?” and constantly smacking my head on bus stops, lanternpoles, doorframes and scaffolding

Obviously I had to do the pasta experiment

Do you think I should remove my tongue and eyes with a steak knife