fuck christopher columbus and fuck the Fourth of July

Good morning to my bitches w/ dark nipples and dark coochies

Paris: how do you know when a guy is right for you? Rory: You just have to feel it. Paris: All I feel is my back breaking out.

I'm so pissed. I spent over 1,000 on a new laptop and it's constantly dying. 🤬

Seriously can't get this stupid life shit right. Really just going to stop caring.

People really do say the stupidest shit sometimes. Like no thought process. Just foot in mouth, ass vomit.

I need something new in my life.

All fucking week... People are selfish, rude, and carry no common courtesy for the way they act and communicate towards others. 😤

hate when I smoke weed & get scared like wtf

So thankful for my co-workers, best friends, family, kitties, and Disrespecticus Grime. ✖🖤✖🖤✖

Eating b4 a flight is great for digestion. Because your stuck in the chair position for "X" amount of time. 🥴😖🙃

I just wanna lay down in the fetal position and cry about indigestion & acid reflux. 😩😭

3 yrs later and i still Swear i didn’t murder my husband …………

Thanks nothing,nowhere. for spending 6,355 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to upside down. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/7FngGIE…

Vote. As soon as you’re 18. And then show up for every election. This is the energy.

🖤🌿💀🪦❤️‍🔥⚰️💀🌿🖤 All your songs on repeat till I die 🖤🌾💀⚰️❤️‍🔥🪦💀🌾🖤

nothing,nowhere. me all day

Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365