It wasn’t WEAPONS. It wasn’t TOGETHER. Nope. I got stung by a bunch of bees to watch Pete Davidson brutally slaughter a bunch of senior citizens in his new movie… THE HOME. 😂 Worth it tbh!

To be fair, this isn’t rare. 😅 There’s a LONG and storied history of actresses winning an Oscar and then going on to make some of the worst movies of their career for a looooong period of time. 😩 See: Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman, Renée Zellweger… the list goes on!

Just got invited to a children’s bday party that is h*rry p*tter themed.

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REALLY loved WEAPONS but have to say that the casual f*ggot bomb in BARBARIAN left me feeling some type of way and there are 2 elements of WEAPONS that may or may be making me wonder a couple things about Mr. Zach Cregger… hoping he’s secretly one of us and maybe just trolling?

Here at the store you guys need anything

I would have rather watched 12 episodes of Che Diaz standup than whatever the fuck that last season of And Just Like That turned out to be. Thank God they’ve put us out of our misery tbh… that finale was 😩😩😩

Recently started a rewatch of TRUE BLOOD and I had forgotten how baby girl coded Jason was… bless Ryan Kwanten for always keeping the gays FED.

We’re still out here thirst trapping… hope yall haven’t missed me too much!

If you douche before you die does that mean you won’t have a ceremonial death poop?

Just two women, stuck in ’80s fashion, trying to beat death at all costs

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The first VS The World spin-off where all the girls from the home country go home first! 😍😍 Jkjk I love my Aussie and Kiwi queens but we all know it’s no secret WOW funds this spin-off with a $30 budget so it’ll be interesting to see what they turn out…

Just walked out of HELL HOUSE: LINEAGE and I’m trying to make sense of this lore…

Not “sexy Ed Gein” 🤦🏽‍♂️ Jesus Christ… Ryan Murphy MUST BE STOPPED

"Horror fatigue," they say, smack dab in the middle of the weekend where even a deeply fatigued 12-year-old, 9-movie franchise is pulling in a record-breaking $70+ million at the box office. 🤣

This year has been fucking DRAINING to say the least, but hey… we’re heading into spooky season and I just think that’s really cool. 🥰

IF HE WANTED TO… Patrick Wilson could stuff his cock so deep down my throat, I would floss with his ball hairs. 🥰

Who’s going to Gaga tonight????