This is dangerous framing - this criteria would be met by reducing immigration but doing nothing about the brain & wealth drain of natives. ‘Net negative migration’ implies the neolib, blank-slate position that only the numbers matter, not the qualitative differences.

It’s astounding how food packaging is universally shit. Bottle caps that leak, yoghurt pots that don’t break apart, “reseal” stickers that don’t stick, peely things that peel into a dozen different pieces Who designs these things? How do they consistently make them broken?

Opus 5 sneak peek

You’ve got to hand it to him, this was a masterclass in guerrilla marketing

Discussing the situation. Monitoring the scenario. Verifying the facts. Calibrating the response. Updating the stakeholders. Ruminating the issue.

English isn’t an acquirable characteristic. There is no English passport or English citizenship test. If Nana Akua Amoatemaa-Appiah had one English parent you could perhaps say she’s part-English, but she doesn’t, she has two Ghanaian parents.

“It’s Turkey, Turkey’s an existential threat now mate”

Is we getting a price cap increase

To the early risers, the hard grafters, the ones who put in the hours and pick up the tools, the ones working on site, the ones cracking on with the job, to those who turn the lights off behind them, the deadline-meeters and the KPI achievers, to Alarm Clock Britain WE SALUTE YOU

PAYE Runner (2026) After several Net Contributors go haywire and abscond to the mega-city of Dubai, state prosecutor Keir Starmer is charged with recovering Yookay Economic Zone property - by any means necessary.

"Ehm I-I saw your jet crash a-are you--" "I have a boyfriend sorry haha"

Hearing reports that IDF armoured vehicles have been driving into fake tunnel entrances painted on the sides of buildings and crumpling up like accordions

Lmao look at his face he knows he’s in too deep but got no choice but to keep it up

“And then we would type our requirements into—“ “Into the agent’s interface, yeah dad we still do that today” “No! No… into a Jee-Rah ticket… and then other developers would give it Story Points” “What are those?” “Nobody knows…”

Keir Starmer edits should be hardcore acid techno with epilepsy-inducing jump cuts of him shaking hands and his voice repeating “British values” to the tempo

HALDEMAN: …the, uh, the polling numbers out of Ohio are— NIXON: Bob. Bob, stop. I want to talk about something. Something important. Have you been doing the bonesmashing? HALDEMAN: I’m sorry, sir? PRESIDENT NIXON: The bonesmashing. Henry, have I not told Bob about the

“He bought the dip” “Good, now blow up three oil tankers”

Politics, yeah?

Just pissed it down proper

The masculine urge to drink handfuls of water from the tap as if happening upon a fresh stream after a long day’s hunt