Rocky Top, you’ll always be home sweet home to me 🧡

I have fired the writer who penned this The Babylon Bee article, since The Bee is supposed to be satire.

Recruit more underdog Tennessee kids like Desean Bishop. How do I donate my entire talent fee for that?

Guys can party until 4 AM before a game, use drugs daily, abuse their girlfriends, and neglect fatherhood without media criticism. But when Travis Hunter improves his life by getting baptized and following Jesus, the media claims he's unfocused. 🤦‍♂️ This shows the mainstream

I’m dying laughing at this.

𝕃𝕚𝕖𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕒𝕟𝕥 ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕝 ℙ 🪖 We do love our natural habitat when we're not in someone else's habitat 😏🤣

End Wokeness Nathan Hale Elementary School Why is it always the teachers? I don’t understand. This is genuinely insane…

I know this is one of you. Only a mutual would craft a sign like this. Reveal yourself, you magnificent sumbitch.

Exactly

🤣🤣🤣 when actors forget that's all they are.

Going to the National Parks while the government is shut down

$5 to drink it

🤣🤣 that made me laugh

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This is why men have shorter lives.

Conversation with my GF last night, GF: What were WE doing last night with ball on the edge of the goal line?! So frustrating!! (Mind you she never watched sports till she got with me AND she referenced UT as we) Mack: BOOOOOY she gon get one 💍

I know the perfect candidate for the Florida Gators. He's rested. He's won big games. He's ready.

Fitness is…get it done! It would be shameful to get beat up by an old man. 3 times 5 min Elliptical (1st round) 3min Asslt. bike 1.03mi, .98mi, .9i 3min Row 588m, 540m, 535m 3min Ski Erg 594m, 617m, 570m 3min Elliptical .32mi, .33mi, .31mi TOTAL Time: 50:46

GAY4DESEANBISHOP Naw. I waited 8 months for football season and I’m still fully invested

This is no longer reserved for Tim Banks only. It’s for the whole damn team!!!!👇🏾👇🏾