Job? Well, I do oppo research on streamers I don't agree with politically and I watch hundreds of hours of concert footage of rappers waiting for them to betray some human emotion so I can go online and say they're crashing out. It's unpaid, but I'm building a brand.

Watching Sinners as Ryan Coogler intended. On a scuffed laptop screen with Hindi subtitles and a Curaçaoan sports betting logo floating across the frame.

When someone uses "individualism" as a pejorative, you can guess with 100% accuracy that they are a miserable dickhead.

I'll engage with literally any section of Twitter to stop the Drake/Kendrick content dominating my feed a year after it happened. Any section. Automotive. Pan-African. Botany. Anime. Candle girls. Twink. Merchant marines. Covid deniers. Covid hysterics. Stereo guys. Anything.

I watched that wheelchair shooting video and I don't get in people's business, so love and light to all parties. Hope they work it out.

Favorite internet phenomenon is Twitter tripping over media from 30 years ago and, no matter how tongue-in-cheek it obviously is, taking it as an ironclad demonstration of prevailing views. "This Jerky Boys audio log says a lot about peer dynamics among the disaffected."

All time SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD moment

If you're not happy with the modern world, you can leave your things and live in the woods. They don't tell you that, but you can do it.

BREAK BREAK

Last gasp of a marginal talent.

"I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun." I see this attributed to Keanu Reeves on my feed a few times a year and it makes me wonder if I approached him with race science about head shape if he'd nod and say "true."

The default reply meme in SDF groupchat from 2015-2017.

I was hoping to fade into obscurity, but the prospect of my photo overlaid with the word DEAD while my 911 call plays on Twitter has me back in the game. See you at the shows, fans.

I'm watching Homicide: Life on the Street on an Australian streamer and I just realized it auto-plays them out of order and now I feel both schizophrenic and personally aggrieved. A combo with potentially HISTORIC SIGNICANCE.

Seems to be some confusion. Bands don't need to do something new, album to album. Presumably they play the type of music they do because they like it. And before anyone presumes: I'm not defensive, I'm just autistic.

Playlist update ft. Spiritual Cramp, Fan Club, Public Opinion, Sour, and Urban Sprawl. Listen/save: open.spotify.com/playlist/28rcQ…

Straightened it all out this afternoon!

Marc Maron doing the thing where you suck one side of the political axis' ballsack so hard that any criticism of you can be dismissed as opposition. Won't work on OG Maron haters like myself, but I respect the hustle.

I mean this as respectfully as possible: Bands with 500k listeners who sell 120 tickets, please make these numbers make sense before looking for support slots. Not because anyone is mad, but because nobody knows what to do with this.

Took me reading a bunch of these tweets to realize this is engagement bait, waiting for the deluge of "who?" replies. These people may not have even been on the show.