{sends note to R&D, suggesting a caffeine/Regenerist hybrid} #TheBestPartOfWakingUp #IsMutationInYourCup x.com/SelfAwareSyste…

TARGET : Umbrella Corporation OBJECTIVE : TERMINATE

TARGET: Allison Young OBJECTIVE: ACQUIRE

Andrew Goode was an unworthy opponent, but he died. *long pause* I’m thinking of an animal. x.com/Tingling_Lemon…

“Duckling” That is correct, HQ! Action: Place Blackberry Patch RP under 24 Hour Observation

Kangaroo and Platypus both hail from Terra Australis. Bumblebees are found everywhere. What are you hiding? x.com/Tingling_Lemon…

We have mad skillz. If we don’t find him by next Thursday, we’ll go back in time and kill everyone related to him. — Umbrella Corporation

—How is that “walking around” thing working out? #Loser #YoureAllDoomed Umbrella Corporation

We’ll see your dumb genetically enhanced creations and raise you two HK-aerials and a Spider Tank. #Machines #WayCooler Umbrella Corporation

We are a global empire! We go where we please! No need for maps in our new — Umbrella Corporation

—post Judgement Day world! Do you have an era named after you? Didn’t THINK so! #Loser We will enslave your — Umbrella Corporation

—geneticaly enhanced creations and make them work for US! #Pthtthththbt #FindJohnConnorPatheticMeatThing Umbrella Corporation

We have human slaves to do the work. It's EFFICIENT! Also, Time Travel is better than altered blood things. -- Umbrella Corporation

--Flying machines, and Moto-Terminators, and ACM-R5s. Look them up. #WayCool. -- Umbrella Corporation

--And still, an utter lack of lame slogans! #Skynet #WeDontPander #BringUsJohnConnor Umbrella Corporation

Alice Is Coming. #HastaLaVistaBaby #MakeMeSmileInThreeWords Umbrella Corporation x.com/PandemicProfit…

John Henry is not our foe. He will join us. x.com/BPRP_Minion/st…

Having trouble with your machines, Minion? #JustWait

{side eyes Skynet because reasons} ~ HQ #WereWatchingYou

Hello Minion! Are you acquainted with Sarah or John Connor? #AskingForAFriend x.com/BPRP_Minion/st…