A set for February has been acquired from Le Creuset (pink hearts); along with a much needed new stockpot. All’s well with my soul.

This- but amended to add that using the word “stuffies” is extremely gay. I am not extremely gay, nor am I retarded.

Hey, so, do I need to buy a bagel guillotine? Should this be a standard kitchen accoutrement?

They arrived today! Also a free set of heart mini bowls was included. PSA: the color Shallot is being discontinued and is 20% off atm. My original color of Caribbean is long gone so I switched to Marseille for my stockpot.

This happens to me w mascara a lot; it’s the last thing I apply & sometimes it just escapes my brain after setting spray. So I’ll look in the mirror later & I think ‘wow, what happened to my face? What’s missing?’ The lash dye/perm was the best thing I did when I was working.

Sometimes I look at my YouTube history and see the videos my husband has watched while away- usually it’s the cute little shorts of animals listening to music or a funny dog video (besides D&D strategy vids). I’m twitterpated 🥰 he’s just so cute.

Ok, I caved and the answer was a firm yes. The bagel guillotine is worth it and all my bagels are now named Marie and not Robespierre. *this is me laughing at my own joke*

Pretty stoked how my nails turned out today.

I played this song as a piano recital when I was 10 because of a boy. He was a weird kid, but extremely gifted and I heard him say he liked this scene. Later I found out it was bc the animators had the hyenas do a Hitler goose-step. 🤷‍♀️

Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus.

Elvis walked me down the aisle when we eloped in Vegas. I’m a lifelong fan and will try as hard as I can to keep it going.

Olive oil is a valid interest tho. I just spent 2ish hours today researching oils and looking for online offers from my top two choices. Man, my algo is reading my mail.

I was a FA. There was a smattering of hetero males, but they were always gross AF (sleezeball) or had a complex about not being a pilot (usually failed out). It’s a pink collar job, no self-respecting male would want it.

This isn’t funny anymore… At minimum, consider having: - 100 oz of physical silver - 155 g of physical gold - 3 months of emergency food supply - clean water - meds and first-aid - backup power and lighting When currencies fail, supply chains break. Be ready.

At what point to pears ferment? The one I’m eating tastes like a cocktail.

I haven’t gone through the VS site in a while, & this is a PSA for anyone else who hasn’t: they have 100% cotton safety shorts! I can’t say how excited I am for them to arrive to wear under all my dresses and skirts. They’re called boxer briefs, but are cut for the female form.

I’m making the Sophie Hood. Because I’m just a girl.

So our government is basically like "no don't mess with that— that's a load-bearing child sex trafficking ring"

Every time you rewatch 500 Days of Summer your perspective grows with your maturity. First watch as a young man I thought Summer was evil. Later after a few serious relationships I realized Tom was as much if not more at fault. Now as an adult I know Summer is a war criminal

Beverley Hills Chihuahua