Nevermind the bollocks is just as relevant today as it was in 77

This week I think I'll write a tune about how the queen isn't sound

Things like this are why celebrating pride is important

This would be the biggest swing in movie history lol if they do it I hope they pull it off

#StrangerThings finale just fucked me in my emotion hole

🎉🎉🎉 youtu.be/2SsOmjwZKrI

Today marks a landmark occasion as maybe the greatest day in the history of Irish twitter

Thought I'd have a lil fun today 🎈 #freestyle

That's WILD

A Tom Morello/Belfast crossover with an anti-monarchy sentiment is the plot development I needed today

My personal magic number for me to keep my mouth shut would be around 2k a month. I'd be so comfortable id be far too busy falling down the back of the sofa to give a fuck about what is and isn't wealth

Yesterday I agreed to do a zoom meeting today but now I'm hungover so they're getting an elusive off-camera version of me

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

If aliens ever invade or contact, I vote that Hozier is our representative

Brendan Gleeson’s Monologue!

British media telling an Irish person to educate themselves on history is laughable. your state is guilty of incalculably more violence pursuing imperialism around the world than anything the IRA or other groups did resisting it You won’t hear that in your schools.

There's a link here to send a complaint to BBC. Bombard them. Introducing is an absolute necessity to so many independent artists careers. We need more infrastructure, not less.

haven't really been on twitter since Elon did a hank scorpio, but I'd just like to say my debut EP is called UGLY GARDEN and is out everywhere DEC 10th and this is the very salacious cover art x