Everyone always talks about Thor, the god of thunder but no one ever talks about his cousin Thaw, god of temperatures just warm enough to melt ice

The moment it’s head turned around towards me I would have started bashing it to pieces with whatever was closest to hand

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Fred and Wilma were planning a holiday to Dubai but Fred realised they couldn’t afford it so he asked “would Abu Dhabi do?”

I'm so mad it took me until the last paragraph

One of my favorite videos on the internet!

Just got back from an OAP shoemaking class. Load of old cobblers

“Mum, can we have a little socialism? As a treat?” Mum: “we have socialism at home” The socialism at home:

God, the world really is just fucking idiots all the way down isn’t it? And yes I am absolutely including myself in that

Frogs don’t even say ribbit anymore. Because of croak

The only objectively correct answer

I’m going to confess to a personal failing, anytime I hear about Jean-Luc Mélenchon my mind reconfigures the name into Jean-Luc Mellencamp which would seem to be some kind of country rock singing star ship captain

Yorkshire Nicki Minaj be like “I’m off t’werk”

I would absolutely be a henchman for this tiny little mob boss

Absolutely disgusted by Starmers Labour Party. I know the Tories don’t give a shit about pensioners freezing to death but if this is a labour “win” I’d prefer them to lose

Centrists once again proving that tone is much more important to them than substance, what Starmer is saying here is pretty much what the Tories say just dressed up in placating language

Love seeing all these right wing wankers reacting to extending suffrage by demanding we instead go back to feudalism. Only white men over 45 who own land in good standing may vote and everyone else just has to put up with it. Fuck Starmers labour but giving the vote at 16 is good