Handsome fella that Dumbledore.

OK, what Joker pulled the plug on the Facebook system?

Today I have been mostly taking batteries out of a pirate ship and putting them in a sleigh. #BeginningToLookALotLikeXmas

First time on jump stilts in 2 years? What could possibly go wrong! Quick post breakfast/pre work/Xmas tree selfie.

I know….you’re positively green with envy. #HatersGonnaHate #Grinchmas

Argh!!! #Whamageddon’d at work. 😩😩

This would be a wonderful Xmas present. But which of his cretinous crew would we get as a replacement?? Would this trigger a GE in the new year??? 🤞🏻

Loved watching the Winter Olympics this morning. Shame Katie O didn’t get through to the slopestyle finals, but great to see her there after 2018.🏂 Canada’s 11-1 ice hockey win over Finland!! Awesome🇨🇦🏒 Even the team biathlon was a nail biter.🎿 Next the rugby!!🌹🏉 #EngVSco

(Sorry everyone…) I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y, worth £55k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th April. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

Sorry about the last tweet…I just would really like to win a Tesla.

My youngest thinks this fella is called CheeseBob SquarePants…and I will never ever correct him. #CheeseBobForever #AlsoSquidford

Holding onto the doorframe like a toddler at bedtime.

Nadhim Zahawi should focus on why life is getting harder for most people in Britain after 12 years of his party being in power rather than make hateful slurs against me. His sorry attempt to excuse his previous support for Johnson trivialises the fight against antisemitism.

Rishi Sunak has been prime minister for six weeks and is now taking six weeks off for Christmas. But the Tories want to force train drivers to work on their rest days.

One more time for the people in the back

#TrainSelfie Off to that there London for 30, that’s Thirty minutes of hard work.

Tomorrow, I’ll be supporting teachers, civil servants, train drivers and bus drivers on strike. Brave protests of the past have won the rights we enjoy today. And they have built the foundations of the labour movement we should all be proud to defend.

Suella Braverman got a warm reception at her weekly staff meeting this morning.

Wizarding away for Easter Sunday in sunny Alnwick. Got myself an Easter treat tho!!

Very disappointing experience with WilsonartUK “customer services”. Failed to deliver today despite email. They can’t say when delivery will actually take place, so I now look forward to a weekend with 2 kids and no kitchen. WICKES, you should choose another distributor. 😡