Pinch me I'm actually in front of the Ferrari 456 GT Venice that once belonged to the Sultan of Brunei

Possibly the dullest car to drive I’ve ever tested, but so easy to see why they’re a taxi favourite. Been a while since I saw an easy 65mpg on a modern car, at least one that you don’t have to plug it in…

Accidental ebay purchase. I think I need to go to ‘car buying anonymous’ or CBA.

My step mum has no interest in cars whatsoever, so was somewhat surprised that she was so desperate to go in this new Sportage today. Might explain why it’s the second best-selling car now… I’ve also been tasked with finding her a used one now too. (Sorry dad!)

Update: Porsche 996 Turbo with 747,000 miles on the clock.

Peugeot 406 2.0L HDI with 439,080 miles on the clock.

That’s the worst car I’ve ever driven. The entire experience is a confusing, bewildering mess. The driver aids are madness. You’ve no awareness of what’s going on outside. It’s all flashing lights and pulling wheel. The heads up display is distracting nonsense. It’s hateful

JUST ARRIVED: 1987 Mercedes-Benz 300SL Astral Silver over Navy Blue trim with a Dark Blue hood & factory hardtop This is an unrepeatable opportunity to acquire a time-warp 107 300SL with 1 owner & just 9,900 miles from new #mercedesSL #nutleysportsprestige

When Volkswagen built the Touareg R50, they weren’t chasing rivals, they were proving they could out-engineer them. A twin-turbo V10 diesel SUV with 750 Nm wasn’t logical, but it showed what happens when engineers are left unchecked. Now this is the ultimate version of the V10

Happy to publicly announce what awful taste in car specs I have by saying I absolutely love this. But whatever you think of it, it’s hard not to admire the effort someone has gone to in making this interior quite this orange!

This tired Renault 5 is refusing to leave my mind, mainly because a bit of plastic restorer would go a very long way

I did warn you it wasn’t very exciting….. Just paid £1650.00 for this; 2012 Peugeot 508 GT SW 2.2 HDI Auto 182,000 miles, Extensive Service History including 2 documented Cam-belt changes! Last owner since 2016 and he spent a fortune on it, but then he done a lot of miles too.

Today I can claim to have been bitten by a Jaguar. The boot struts failed and the boot slammed into the back of my head, a decent cut in my head needing stitches and a slight concussion. Still love it though

Customer dropped their car off for a wetbelt replacement. Just in the nick of time to by the look of it! For those that are interested its a 2018 Peugeot 2008 1.2 Puretech with 61k on the clock. #wetbeltwoes

Ooof. What a lot of car for under £10k Big woofly V8 BMW Touring. That’s right up my Strasse 😳😱 Unsee unsee unsee

The time I 'lost' my Mercedes, and reported it to the police. Back in 2015 I was a busy man, exhausted. I had a small workshop in Newbury but I was run off my feet. This did mean I fell into the garage owners trap of lots of cars (I think it was at least 4 or 5 at the time).

We have this base-spec BMW i4 loan car for the weekend, and it rounds off potholes with real dexterity. Hooray for proper tyre sidewalls.

BMW's one of the most ''BMW'' things to do is to create a rear-drive-wheel drive hot hatchback. This example built between 2012 and 2016, its 3.0-litre N55 straight-six made 320 HP, paired with either a manual or automatic. And if you want the ultimate flex, get it as a 2 door.