This is like one of those instances where the names on the poster don't line up with the photos beneath them

People too young to remember the BBC series Attachments – you lucky, lucky people

That is a TERRIBLE misuse of wine. #DestinationX

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Oh FFS can’t he crawl back into the hole from which he came

If he somehow manages to win above people with genuine talent, charisma and personality, it won’t be the first time he’s handled stolen goods

Looking forward to all of Thomas Skinner’s #Strictly routines being incoherent, barely functional messes which he ends with “bosh” in the belief that excuses everything that has gone before. And then he goes out in the first public vote because his “fans” don’t actually exist.

It might have been more fun if they'd let the AI loose on the script and hired the scriptwriters to animate the title sequence

#FriendshipIsUniversal #BeingTrappedByAPlanetEaterIsUniversal

Spending my evening rejoicing in the retro (if problematic) fun of The Princess and the Frog and regretting that the chances of ever being invited on to Disniversity Podcast as a guest grow increasingly unlikely with every episode…

Ok the upside, combine this with the gammon-coloured face of yer traditional Reform-loving fascist and you’ll turn them into unintentional carriers of the trans pride flag

This was first announced in Feb but, with vague promises and no named actors confirmed, failed to break out of the industry bubble. Hopefully this latest tranche of announcements with known stars, and then followed by the previews/reviews nearer to broadcast, will do the trick

At a rough guess, I’d say that WB’s license to the HP trademarks might be contingent on new media production, and once the Fnatastic Beasts franchise went up the Swanee it’d be cheaper to produce a new HBO series than renegotiate the theme parks deal

Bristol Stool Chart in 3D

I refuse to believe that I am, or ever will be, older than Hyacinth Bucket

Catching up with #SewingBee. I love shows where people display skills I nither possess nor have any desire to. Shame that the adaptive fashion expert was a guest judge for only one of the three rounds, as opposed to having a Korean expert on for the whole show the other week…

It’s paywalled (and also in the print edition) but if you have access, this by Scott Bryan is a really good perspective on TV “talent” management from the perspective of several presenters

One of those shows I don’t think I’d have put my name down for if I’d been aware of its content beforehand, but this tale of a theatre kid finding their inner self through a BDSM drag dominatrix persona is touching and, at times, hilarious