Whys it not snowin yet

Wt time we clappin on Thursday for this coffin dodger tht just been shootin up

Jamie Oliver a pervert bacon sausage egg till i die

Trilly Joe Kerry from the horses mouth

Rip Peggy Mitchell

The owner of tht firepit in Southport gonna be on a yacht in dubai smokin 50 pound notes after this lockdown

Merry Christmas to all my boys in the sky I never stop thinking about any of u 💙

Gna av to delete Facebook soon getin to techial with all selling shit on it tryin get onto me own profile endin up sendin sum Susan's from a leyland a message sayin hi im interested in your washing basket your selling

Imagine how sticky floor would be in ajs in chorley tonite if it wer open

Emos still exist in the Lake District

Smokes my head that pound bakery just paid 1 pound for 2 pasty’s and 10p for a carrier bag to take them

Av gotta have a 2 ton COVID test to get on plane but apparently we shud start letting all these Afghans fly in cello taped to windscreens and hangin off wings

Absolutely madnes what’s just gone on at cream this weekend considering I had to wear a mask to go for a piss in a boozer 2 month ago 😂😂😂 full of shit this country hahah

Ppl hu linger at butty van in the morning just having a bru n a chat need putting in a gas chamber

Might move to Spain to siesta daily killin it them Spaniards

Picked up rong toothpaste in shop n got tht one tht taste like mint flavour hummus with sand in it wounded

If this year wernt mad enough alredy leyland have decided to finish it off with Tyrone of Corrie turnin Christmas lights on lol

They need to start makin patches or smet for thes leccy fags gettin out of hand now gt mre of this gummy bear flavoured smoker goin in than oxygen