I immediately go silent when something upsets me. It’s a coping mechanism I’ve developed over time. Instead of expressing my anger or frustration, I simply withdraw and try to process my emotions in private. I prefer handling my problems on my own.

my papa ask me why my messages no dey tick blue for whatsapp; I explain am, he say make I set em own like that too

Some boys sha! Na you get money and na you still Dey chase broke girl Dey stress yourself on top person wey na you go spend money on. Once kele Dey stress you or Dey do hard to get, delete and block her number. You didn’t work this hard to be rich for a broke girl to stress you.

if I do mental test now and dem say I don craze, I no go even argue

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

You go chop L's sometimes; na normal thing. Just keep going!

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50

chop wicked wire, tear lexus LX 700, begin dey move like elumelu.

As a man, if sex is your problem, go and patronize a prostitute. As a woman, if money is what you are looking for in a man, go and become a prostitute. You guys should meet yourselves there and allow serious minded people who are looking for love to locate themselves in peace.

And when the topic is about people who never give up no matter what life throws at them, I'd stand up to clap for myself, because I have been bent, stretched, tired, and overwhelmed, but I have never stopped going, and I hope I never will.

you see that nonsense called "opening up to someone" don't do it.

"I pay my own bills" Sweetie, they're yours you're supposed to

Always pretend like you don’t have money.

you're too young to be having relationship issues… free your mind and focus on food! don't you like jollof rice and fried plantain?

Na you talk say “$20 na wire for this side” “as we dey find $100, I dey observe $10 too”. All of a sudden $28k na small money. No wonder God never answer your prayers 😂

There are times you won’t have any money on you but people won’t believe you because you’re always happy and not complaining. 😁

We had a lot of family and friends cos our parents made a lot of GENUINE friends who always turned up and stayed with our parents till the end. There wasn’t social media back then. Social media came and children today cannot boast of same childhood experience. The irony.

I firmly believe in not answering the phone if I don’t have the capacity or energy to talk. I don’t care who it is.

naija girls too funny dawg! you wan snatch me from woman wey dey buy me things so i go dey buy you things 😂

You think say Growth na only when you buy motor or build house? Sometimes growth na the nonsense wey you face without running mad.