Scotland staying at Hampden. Because they waited an hour in the queue for the train and then gave up.

"Fancy comin' to the mother of all fanzones, doll? Sunday 28th October, Glasgow city centre, 9am till midnight, lager pouring doon the street, four sets of fans all boxing the lugs off one another. Party time."

Scottish Comedy FC great goal today by Felipe Anderson, he seems to be finally finding form again and getting over me tipping him as one to watch on the site about 4 year ago

#1 Not as many opportunities in Norway to do nightclub appearances as Jack Whitehall.

Yer da is dressing up as Stevie MacLean for Halloween and going out grabbing people's baws.

Just seen that the Spice Girls are playing The Stadium of Light next year. Can genuinely see them coming away with all 3 points

Kieran Tierney is the latest resignation from Alex McLeish's cabinet. #Scoxit

"You could at least pretend to look interested, Dad" "I have made my position on this outing very clear, Rachel"

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Preduction: Lennon gets job to end of season but then does a Kepa and refuses to budge. An embarrassed Steve Clarke awkwardly warms up by the dugout for a bit before Peter Lawwell ushers him back and says there's been a misunderstanding.

Scotland have only committed 2 fouls. Can you imagine being 3-0 down to Kazakhstan and not even being pissed off enough to nail somebody? #KAZSCO

Mad that Kazakhstan have pumped Scotland all because no-one in the SFA could find Andy Robertson some bongela.

To properly reflect his reign, Alex McLeish should have accepted the SFA's initial meeting invite then pulled out at the last minute with a previously undiagnosed injury.

Looking forward to this weekend's 'trusted' Jags team: 1. Kingsley 2. Kingsley 3. Kingsley 4. Kingsley (c) 5. Kingsley 6. Kingsley 7. Kingsley 8. Kingsley 9. Kingsley 10. Kingsley 11. Kingsley

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Hearts play like the squad takes a drink every time Ann Budge says "Austin".

Scottish football's back. Morelos lined up by Lille, Defoe injured. Cosgrove and Main injured. Both sides going 4-6-0. This is the future he promised us.

Celtic's best hope now is the Rangers squad being on their way round to Jordan Jones and George Edmundson's for a title party.

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