I went to Uganda and hung out with some mountain gorillas

I've moved on from the jungles of Uganda, and this morning I did a safari in Kenya, and saw this guy move faster than the Spurs defence

I went to Kenya and I made friends with a python and fed a giraffe

Currently on the lovely Tanzanian island of Mafia for a few days of scuba diving, and had this beauty drop in for breakfast. Can the lovely people of Spider Twitter/X please help with species identification? #spiders

I've got a spare ticket for THE ALMIGHTY at Manchester Academy this Friday. Any takers? FV: £39.50

I've got a spare ticket for THE ALMIGHTY tonight. It's free, as I'd rather it didn't go to waste.

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Luke Littler is good at darts #PDC #WorldDartsChampionship #darts

Pedro Porro channeling his inner Josimar tonight. #TOTBUR #COYS #FACup

Five years ago today, I received a text message at half time... #UCL #THFC

Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers. A thread, for #RantyTuesday.

This is possibly the best piece of fan shithousery I have ever seen

International football tournaments are so much better when England get eliminated early so we can just dispense with the bullshit of expectation and just enjoy decent football as a neutral... #England #euros #EURo2024

He's done it! Officially the GOAT!

The country feels better today. #ToriesOut

Spare ticket available for Garbage at O2 Apollo Manchester tonight. FV: £48. Any takers? #Garbage

So then, Joe Biden's pulled out of the US presidential election. It's probably for the best. After all, he's nearly as much of an incoherent bumbling fool as Donald Trump. But still nowhere near as racist, corrupt, narcissistic, or convicted rapist...

Watching the speed climbing in the #Olympics2024Paris and I can't help wondering why the wrestlers of #WWE take so long to climb in their ladder and cage matches... 🤔🤷‍♂️

Sooner or later, one of these so-called "assassination attempts" on Donald J. Trump will be successful, and the USA and the whole world will be a whole lot safer. Come on you 2nd Amendment nutters, be more accurate next time. His ego really is an easy target. #fucktrump

29/09/24 Man Utd 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur 23/11/24 Man City 0-4 Tottenham Hotspur Tottenham OWNS Manchester!!! #COYS