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Thoughts From The Front Bar

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I work in a pub

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Lady walks to the bar. Starts pressing the Keno TV. Is this a keno machine? No, that would be a tv. Can I play keno here then? Funnily enough yes, yes you can. Can I get 10 games $2 a game? Yep How much will that be? Um.....$20 Oh, ok. I’ve only got a $50. Can I use that? 🤔

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What goes through 2 people’s mind when they see a table for 8 and think “yep, that’s the table for us tonight”. Didn’t want the table for 2 you reserved? Or any other number available? No? Sitting in the middle of the large table is the best option? Oki doki. #SmileAndWave #Hospo

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Nothing says Christmas quite like a line of people outside the pokies waiting for the pub to open. ‘Tis the season of giving I guess #publife #slappers #brickieslaptop

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Another 12 hour day done and dusted. It’s not being on the feet and moving that’s exhausting, it’s the driving interest in people’s stories. Most of which I’ve heard at least once a week. #PeopleAreDraining #GetANewStory

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When did this become news? This is an unfortunate somewhat regular occurrence for hospo workers. Just deal with it. news.com.au/national/rush-…

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The old man Kenny receiving his OAM this afternoon at Government House Besides his role in racing on television 📺, 📻 radio & newspapers 📰 his work with many charities and raising millions of dollars for great causes over the past three decades makes him a worthy recipient 👍

The old man Kenny receiving his OAM this afternoon at Government House
Besides his role in racing on television 📺, 📻 radio & newspapers 📰 his work with  many charities and raising millions of dollars for great causes over the past three decades makes him a worthy recipient 👍
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Why do so many blokes take their beers to the toilet with them? Do they not trust mates? Couldn’t think of a worse place to take my schooner for a walk

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Notice a bloke loitering outside the pub. Walk out all friendly “hey mate, you ok?” Node bloke - “who the fark are you? Get farked c**t. I’ll farking end you ya farking c**t” Ease back inside and lock the doors Boy, that got big real quick. Just another quiet Saturday

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One of the best COVID Safe signs I’ve seen. Good use of humour to get the point across in regards to patrons requirements #greatnorthernhotel

One of the best COVID Safe signs I’ve seen. Good use of humour to get the point across in regards to patrons requirements #greatnorthernhotel
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Tonight on FullCreditToTheBoys we look at the Penrith Origin team, the Sharkies love Nachos and the AFL are taking over Sydney. podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/ful…

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Last night on FullCreditToTheBoys we talked about how Matt Lodge entered the old Superannuation scheme, Brisbane has a major pain in the Haas, and we cast our eyes over the Origin 1 teams. Listen wherever you get dick joke podcasts.

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Colour me surprised to see the great Andrew Barnett hosting the ICC Champions Trophy semi. I’m guessing this explains the latest Not Another F#*king Rugby League Podcast this week

Colour me surprised to see the great <a href="/MrABarnett/">Andrew Barnett</a> hosting the <a href="/ICC/">ICC</a> Champions Trophy semi. I’m guessing this explains the latest Not Another F#*king Rugby League Podcast this week