You know, until that last year, JC was the lead singer of NSync. Let's not forget that.

Well, sure, only "polished politicians" are able to respect women. #VPDebate

Can't say for sure, but people are saying Obama is responsible for that mic being left on Trump.

Fat Schmidt was #KenBoning before #KenBoning was cool. Just sayin'...

Did he mean "bad hombres" or "bad ombres"? #debatenight

Phew. Seems this still looks like correct. 🍑... Guess I won't be updating my phone any time soon.

Hey, Ned Stark, it finally came. #FirstDayOfWinter #GoT

See? Can't be global warming if it's snowing in the Sahara. Shame on you people who believe in "science." x.com/mashable/statu…

So, can we all agree everything at Forever 21 right now is just from a mid-90s Delia's catalog?

Have a merry White Anglo-Saxon Winter Privilege Night eve. #NewGirl

Good thing I'm Jewish then. source: The Onion

Christmas is almost over. Hanukkah has only just begun. #JustSayin

You were my kind of crazy old broad, and, man, could you wear the the hell out of a metal bikini. #RIPCarrie

That's what she said. ...BOOM! x.com/causewerestyle…

Sexiest thing about Benihana is when the chef scrapes the griddle clean. #OddlySatisfying

Cece and I are getting hella bootylicious tahnooyyyyt. #NewYearsEve

I feel sorry for the next pres. No one likes gaudy gold interiors more than Trump, except maybe a guy who still wears Ed Hardy shirts.

There's a tank and a submarine in the same. damn. scene. My pants just got a little tighter. #Fast8

Rome-ah-Ro-mama?!? She mentioned a foreign capital?! I mean, that's reason to start #BoycottGaga?

Let us never forget that Casey Affleck's character jerked it into a baseball mitt in Good Will Hunting. #Oscars