"Right everyone. Arguably the biggest test series in recent cricketing memory. We have to pull out all the stops for this. Cricket commentary to rival Sky and TMS. I'm talking ex-England and Australia legends - minimum. Let's go all in. What have you got?" TNT: Here me out...

"they do the shit jobs you lazy bastards won't do, and for terrible pay" no matter how much us lot don't want to do those jobs I don't think that argument particularly helps

prefer the days where the world's best players after retirement disappeared for 4 years only to turn up occasionally at the world cup final

*bangs head against wall*

pack your bags we're heading off to *checks notes* a bloody continent?

nah just invite Iraq instead imo

imagine being Bobby Moore, World Cup winner, *the* iconic image of English football is you lifting that trophy... and when you retire your sole job offers are managing Oxford City, Southend United and then co-commentator on local London radio

whoops

more physical effort went into qualifying for the 2034 world cup than the 2026 one during this 'cycle'

Eoin O'Malley Dublin City University Helen Joyce Helen Joyce is a straight c!s economics reporter with a conservatory, who was caught reading Harry Potter porn on a train. She’s not an academic. Joyce has also called for the 0.5% trans population to be reduced. Imagine if a racist had written a book called Blacks. Joyce knows