This just in- Elon Musk has never given a woman an orgasm.

No surprise here, all the hullabaloo about #HunterBidensLaptop turns out to be a big nothing sandwich. Elon continues to peddle conspiracy theories without proof of any wrongdoing whatsoever and the idiot far right voters eat it up.

So Cocaine Bear might not be a movie I'm going to see, but I'm just imagining the possibilities for a cinematic universe here. Cocaine Bear, Heroin Dolphin, LSD Tiger, Acid Camel, and Meth Giraffe. Could be huge.

The officers should know better. The medical professionals should know better. We, as a society, should be able to make both groups pay for doing shit like this. If they're both supposed to help people, but then refuse to do so, then why the fuck do we allow them to exist?

May as well add mine. 2013- Papers, Please 2014- The Last of Us Remastered 2015- Bloodborne 2016- Inside 2017- Resident Evil 7 2018- Return of the Obra Dinn 2019- Disco Elysium 2020- Final Fantasy 7 Remake 2021- Returnal 2022- Vampire Survivors

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It’s been forever since I’ve checked the lore for Sentinels of the Multiverse and I found out tonight that I’m a villain now?! Damn. My whole universe changed in the blink of an eye. Christopher Badell I’m going to spend the rest of the night going through the wiki now.

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Tolkien is a masterful world builder, but he’s a terrible storyteller.

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I'm super late to this, but after finishing Rebecca F. Kuang's The Poppy War trilogy today, it's risen up to being one of my favorite fantasy series of all time. The final book is practically perfect, and I am a fan for life. I'm so happy I took a chance on this series.

With Halloween fast approaching, remember: Skeletons: Marimba Ghosts: Theremin Witches: Violin Dracula: Organ

Alan Wake and Control were my two most favorite games of all time prior to Alan Wake 2, and it may just be my new favorite. Sam Lake and Remedy Entertainment 🔻Wishlist CONTROL Resonant! just keep knocking it out of the park. Can’t wait to finish AW2 and see what other crazy stuff they have planned for the future

To me, the best part of the writing in Alan Wake 2 is not the big stuff, it’s the little things. The heartbreaking and devastating things that have happened to characters from the first game that are still in Bright Falls and how they’re not the same anymore. Sam Lake

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Never thought I’d see so many people admit to being porn obsessed virgins……..

I had a great time judging the Disney Lorcana challenge in Atlanta, and Ravensburger North America was kind enough to give staff these prizes wall promos BUT I recognize that many people missed out, or couldn’t make it. So I’m giving them away! FOR FREE (Entry details in next tweet)

Batman should have less action and fighting and be 90% about being the best detective in the world. That’s where he really shines.

Alan Wake was my favorite game until I played its sequel and I love Control almost as much. I’m so happy that something I’ve loved for over a decade is finally getting its due that my eyes are welling up with tears. I’m just so damn happy right now.