“Me on energy drinks vs. Caden without his xbox”

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Spittin facts about water

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I understand that I’ll never understand. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

Stop prison slavery

GOP has only won the popular vote one time since 1992. Once in the last eight elections. The Electoral College has got to go. Please get that weak ass shit out of here.

There are two Americas.

Would you rather eat a 5 gallon bucket of chili or a taco 12 pack in one sitting

Maaaaan wtf is wrong with this country

Cashews best nut

Road construction in carbondale is a great example of why you should finish one project before starting another

If I said something smells like sea monkeys would you kno what I mean

I love to whistle but I do not love hearing other people whistle

If I see another picture of a beautiful girl that isn’t in love w me I’m throwing my phone through a window

Every Bob Dylan song sounds like me singing to my dog

Let’s go golfin !