WHO REMEMBERS THE DEATH WAVE 🤣

i cant stop digging in the sand for bits of wire

i think i hauve a cold but i won’t stop hitting the bong i have to nurture my bong creature

i believe in a thing cald love justlistentotherhythmofmaheart

My wife won’t dap me up in public or at home

when i was a kid and i saw the disturbia music video i was sad cause i thougbt i would never see a more beautiful woman than rihanna. i thought that my seeing beautiful women experience had peaked because i couldn't fathom a woman more beautiful than rihanna in the disturbia vid

bum bum be dum bum bum be dum dum

so nobody fuck with riri

fuuuuuuck. ok you guys ive been doing recon for the past few days and basicly we're fucked. totally and unquestionably fucked guys i think we should probably just give up now

you should be dude i just found out they have SPACE LASERS that SHOOT to DEATH

please witch lemme get dicked down by the big fat trucker lady that comes down through the zones sometimes i want her so bad please witch please

poison is sleping im blowing bong smoke onto his head so everyone things his hair smells like a bong

You will

if you think about it im kind of like the road runner and flare is wile e coyote

bruised ribs

/ oh yeah and i moved back to california 🥲 i miss my wife tails

/ he is back in now

sometimes when im nervous about something i feel like i have to poop but i don’t really. not even a fart. anyone else have any experience with this? i think it has something to do with microbes or molecules