idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

"are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?" me:

controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

Kids today will never understand

im either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

jobs be so clingy... why you gotta see me 8 hours a day 5 days a week

Getting back home safe everyday is such an underrated blessing.

Parents really ate with "one day you'll understand" cause one day arrived fr.

My biggest flex is that I can be alone all day and still be completely happy.

Have you ever actually lived ALONE? No kids. No roommates. No boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse. No pets. Just you?

i ghost my family too, don't take it personally

me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good

Having a job and living alone is such a crazy combo. You go home, shower, eat, scroll through your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day.

going on solo trips on your birthday to avoid expecting anything from anyone >>

for a dry ass phone i be on it a lot

PLEASE, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting for people.

Anyone considering a move to the United States should watch this video first. I would not willingly enter a country that has become this lawless and this dangerous.

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property.

Everyone on Twitter when Fa or Char drop some content

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in