when the drink so good, you gotta look at it to make sure it’s the same drink and u haven’t just drugged yourself 😂

why do people flex their phone calls like okay??? idc that u on the phone for 7hrs and 38 minutes, go touch grass lame ahh negro your shift is over💀💀💀

i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact” about me 😭😭 like what is fun???

normalise giving out fake information to see who talk too much

why were english teachers the first to get pregnant, like damn u really good with ur words huh 😏

who else does this bc people love to take their time to reply

annoying orange and rabbids invasion was our brainrot 😂🐰

taking a nap, wake me up when my tweet is viral

nudyland so underrated 😭😭

is seafood boil even good or do yall women just go bc it looks aesthetic on the story🤨🤨

melbourne be like:

i just invented new texting slang, the word is “thanx”

why are niggas in perth excited abt drake #heaintgoing

if i gave an old person mineral water they wouldn’t last a second, they’ll start tingling and twitchin then ☠️

biri marung > mnike

i don’t understand it now

um guys?