I got my third covid vaccine today 😇 (and if you don’t believe in the vaccine just let me be happy in peace and move along with your day)

I have two bedtimes 9pm or midnight. No in between lol.

As someone who just can’t pull off a crop top or doesn’t have the confidence to, I am impatiently waiting for them to go out of fashion.

Getting my hair done and just a few thoughts…. 1. Why is wearing the cape so ugly? Like never more ugly than in that chair. 2. So hot under the dryer. 3. My butt is numb. 4. I can’t wait for them to wash my hair for me.

One last dramatic tweet… crying at work means I was being paid to cry. Follow me for more wellness tips.

I hate when guys write in their bios on dating apps “if you’re lucky you can meet my dog” like bitch your dog would be lucky to meet me?

I’m very attached to my emotional support water bottle. That’s all.

My dementia patient: “I’m going to break your damn arm” honestly Julie I wish you would so I could go home. 👯‍♀️💕💕💕🏥

I told my dad I had a migraine and went to sleep after working nightshift. I woke up to a crockpot of homemade cheesy potato soup. 😭So the guys I talk to on dating apps have a tough standard to achieve 😉

Tonight I canceled on a first date (who I’ve been trying to meet up with for two weeks) because I was tired and instead I did three loads of laundry. I’m a fabulous adult. 🤓🥸😎

I really hate when people ask my hobbies. Like I don’t have hobbies I like weird things like skin care and self care and playing on my phone and annoying my friends but those aren’t hobbies.

Do you ever start eating yogurt and then get randomly disgusted halfway through or just me??

I have a first date tonight which is honestly a nightmare in itself being Valentine’s Day, but what he doesn’t know is that my mom already bought me three kinds of candy, so like he has a lot of competition.

I feel my most ugly when I am sitting in the salon chair with that tight cape around my neck 💆🏼‍♀️💇🏼‍♀️

Wow I just saw a tik tok that said “the only regret in my life is that I said sorry when they deserved a fuck off.” Like so true

I’ve said it before but eating shredded cheese out of the bag is ✨elite ✨

not everybody u want deserves u

Work friends are so funny to me because the age range is just crazy. Like my one friend is celebrating her 21st bday tonight and my other one is 53 talking about her colonoscopy. And then there’s me in the middle at 28 just talking about self tanner.

Little miss buys someone a present and immediately wants them to have and open it. 😇

Hello X, I knew you when you were twitter.