Today we wish a huge Happy Birthday to the Maestro, the GOAT, the OG - Geoffrey Downes We love you Geoff! Have a wonderful day!

IT’S ON - The reunion the world has been waiting for…

If you're upset about Dave Grohl, I want you to find comfort in the knowledge that we still have Keanu. For now.

October's An Evening With Jakko M Jakszyk at the West Hampstead Arts Club to be hosted by comedian Stewart Lee Bits. Get tickets here... loudersound.com/news/octobers-…

Delighted to be leading the campaign on this - and so thrilled we can now announce Stew. It's going to be a killer evening!

Very cute baby peacock. 😂 (Al)

"This next song is about the complexities of trust and betrayal and it's called 'Why Is My Fucking Bowl Still Empty, Janice'"

The bottom line is, women do not want nor are we asking for men to protect us, we’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.

Join me at the Louder Than Words On Sunday 17th November, in Manchester. Tickets available here: tinyurl.com/y8f7m7tk

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

resident presents Jakko in conversation with broadcaster Robin Ince on 1st November 7.00 pm. The event will take place at The Folklore Rooms, North Street, Brighton. Hear about Jakko's life with King Crimson, Level 42 and more. Info and tickets here: loom.ly/ZC87OrM

All members of Asia, crew and QEDG Management would like to wish our very own Harry Whitley Official and the beautiful Leah huge congrats on the occasion of their wedding, which took place today. We wish you a lifetime of love and light ❤️

Great day out celebrating the wedding of our mega-talented Asia lead singer, Harry Whitley. Wishing you and your new wife a lifetime of love and happiness. Gx Original Asia Harry Whitley Official

Google Tony Hart and get back to me, you gobby tosser.

I almost spit my drink out. 🤣

Cats really just be anywhere they want

I will no longer be posting on X for reasons which are pretty obvious to everyone. You can find me over at Bluesky and it would be lovely if you did. @taskmastersarah.bsky.social

@needlemythology Here's the link to the new Needle Mythology store here at Burning shed: burningshed.com/store/needlemy… ___ #MontgolfierBrothers #NeedleMythology

Looking forward to hearing this…