Imagine using ur key to get inside ur apartment, not being able to find it 2 hrs later, searching literally everywhere, & then proceed to using ur window as a door for a week bc you refuse to buy a new key bc you know it hassss to be inside somewhere. And thats on being an idiot.

To who ever rented 2 movies on my amazon prime account, congrats on stealing from my mother you asshole. Idc if 10 ppl use my account for free 2 day shipping, but dont be a fucking dickhead k.

My one class is audio zoom group presentations for the rest of the semester So dear prof, plz disregard the sound of a lighter click ab every 5 mins for the next month & a half...

I really just unconsciously tried to click my screen to pause my zoom class to watch a tik tok... ugh

I’ll never understand why boys (literally boys only) spell out “your” for a statement where it’s supposed to be “you are” or “you’re”... like “your pants” and “you are pants” are not the same thing at all. So whyyyyy do they use “your” for “you’re”, will nvr get over it tbh...

Accurate representation of how imma feel when I finally get some after this is all over 🚽:

I miss so much shit. (Thats the tweet, I know yall feel the same)

Anyone else feel the ‘i needa get sooo lifted rn that i forget the whole freakin world’ vibe, orrr?...💨

truth: shit never goes away

Distractions are cool in all until you just can’t see past them

Sometimes I think ab how lonely the first few people on tinder must have been

Ya know where i first fucked up? @ age 10 when i started drinking my mom’s boxed wine that was always in the fridge. It’s been a long 12 years since...

@ ppl who wear masks while driving alone in their car... do yall just chill in ur bedroom alone w one on? Do you sleep w one on? Do u shower w one on??? I just don’t understand.