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when you're in a Zoom meeting on the first day of spring

me reading 450 Yelp reviews before making a reservation so my friends don't have to eat a bad meal

the cold weather when it sees we put our winter clothes away

nothing more humbling than being allergic to the literal air for the next three months

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the second the waiter utters the words "small plates meant for sharing" you know you're dropping $100

me 🤝 the sun logging off for a sec

how can people concentrate with their hair down?

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

if you accomplish a task but it wasn't written on your to-do list, does it make a sound?

well well well if it isn't the 10k steps a day I said I'd take when the weather got nice

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"That's it for today, folks!" -- me at 10am

me calculating what time I'll be in bed by if I say yes to a plan

when you turn 30 you get to choose if you're going to hoard mugs, pens, or journals

seeing an apostrophe in the wrong place on a wedding invite

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when someone uses big words correctly but mispronounces them, there's a solid chance they did a lot of reading as a kid but didn't have a lot of friends

how your email found me

writing "hope you had a great weekend!" when the sun started setting at 4pm and it's election week