Wow, what a coincidence that the 1000th day of quarantine coincides with the 100th day of vote tallying.

Am I a (fairly) emotionally-mature 51 year-old woman? Yes. Have I prank called the hotline multiple times using various accents and voices, purely for my own amusement? Also yes.

I wish I loved anything as much as Lands' End loves Supima® cotton.

Please remember that every amazing photo and video of these upsetting events unfolding is brought to you by a journalist putting themselves in harm’s way so you may witness history.

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Me celebrating the Democrats regaining control of the Senate in the middle of an attempted coup

Black Lives Matter protests, 2020: 14,000 arrests. The U.S. Capitol, Jan. 6, 2021: Barely more than a few dozen. The first set of protesters were overwhelmingly Black. The second group was overwhelmingly white. strib.mn/35hNZOS

There needs to be a hotline to call whenever you start thinking you should cut your own bangs.

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I wish I loved anything as much as Minnesotans love posting screen shots from their weather apps when it’s sub-zero. It’s cold. We know. Happens every year. Throw on a sweater. You’ll survive.

Just got home from shopping at Home Depot and had to immediately make a meme about it.

Motion to replace the statue of Mary Tyler Moore throwing her hat in the air with a statue of Darnella Frazier holding her phone in the air.

Minneapolis standing in solidarity with Ukraine this weekend. #StandWithUkriane #StandForUkraine

Me sleeping in my dorm room loft bed in 1989

Forget the Silk Road, I just want to follow the Dumpling Road.

⁦Lake Chipotle Historical Society⁩ they spelled my name wrong but I hope I did you proud! ‘Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. fox9.com/video/1168435

Prediction: Mystery time slot tonight at the #DNCConvention2024 is just a live stream from the MN State Fair Miracle of Birth Center.

What if the October Surprise is all the friends we made along the way