Number 1 Whisky Festival 🤔😬 considering I had never heard of it until recently when the banners went up a few door from my office, I would happily say it’s not the number 1 whisky festival in Edinburgh. It’s probably, if not undoubtedly the Whisky Fringe.

I’ve drunk a lot of tequila and mezcal tonight.

A funeral, a head that feels like it’s about to explode from crying so much and a screw in a basically brand new tyre. Great day. Could be a lot worse, could be my cousin who was shaking with grief and just looked so lost. I’ve never had to run and hug someone like I did today.

I thought Mike had gone a wander to the shops as he was outside for so long, turns out he was taking pictures of his pride and joy. Nope not his 911 but his JCW Challenge after I gave it a good clean earlier. Still looking as good as the day it arrived from Tom Blackmore

What did you do on your week off? Fuck all cause I broke my toe last night and now I can barely walk 😫

I’ve been to see Reginald D Hunter his humour only seems to offend those who seek to be offended. It’s terrible that he’s being cancelled by those who fail to actually fact check. This couple knew what they were doing and I hope venues take note to ban them from entering shows.

Ah yes, Jane is a true fan. Even listed her favourite song (that nobody asked for) and she picks probably the most known song, that wasn’t even the best song on that single release, the B side was actually better. She sounds like the fanny in my office on Thursday, such a fan 🙄

I’ve just been added to a group chat of nearly everyone I hung about with outside of high school from about age 15. I’m not quite sure how I feel about that and the person who wanted me added, well they can do one. She will still bring the drama and I don’t need or want it.

I introduced Mike to Rowies last night. I realise I’ve made a big mistake as the rest of the pack was demolished 😂

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put The Glenrothes 25 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

Waitrose via Ubereats - this is not a scam. I ordered it yesterday thinking it would get cancelled or I’d be charged full price but nope. £7.26 a bottle, granted you may have to pay a delivery charge and some random fees. They’ve even got bottles of wine for £2.50 😳

I get it’s a red warning and schools, business etc are closing for safety of people BUT the shops will open again probably on Saturday. What on earth is with the massive queues of folk. I swear it is busier than Christmas Eve in places. You’d think the world was ending

I like doing car things and tinkering but honestly it been far too cold today and I can’t get the heat back in me after doing some ‘upgrades’ to the 997 engine.

So M&S have sent a message to say that customer data has been stolen BUT most importantly card details have not been taken. Yes because they can’t do anything with your name, address information and date of birth along with who knows what else 🙄 nice one M&S