One of my patients (7 years old) just asked me, “are you a kid or a teacher?????” LOL

My boyfriend always calls me a mahi mahi because we have the same forehead

Out tonight 🤘🏼Thanks @illenium for collaborating with @angelsandairwaves

A few months ago, we denied service to a lady because she didn’t want to follow COVID protocols. She walked out saying, “this is so dumb, I’m never eating here ever again”.... Bitch, she’s back. 😫😫

Who remembers the raves they would have the day before thanksgiving so none of us could eat our meals the next day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Universal Studios Japan has announced that Super Nintendo World will have its grand opening on February 4, 2021.

‘bb u ok?’ (ft. my friends🥺❤️) RT to spread some love!!! 💌

A child: what’s that? Me holding an oreo milkshake: it’s spicy you won’t like it.

Sophia Benoit Spinach before you cook it: 🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬 Spinach after you cook it: 🥬

Christmas with kids is so fun.. They be thinking their gift is a box filled with bubble wrap and they’ll play with that instead HAHA

When my boyfriend doesn’t want to take pics anymore

i have a surprise announcement — on top of Look at the Sky coming out today, i can also finally tell you the album release date: Nurture will drop on April 23rd (of 2021!!) you can pre-order Nurture (vinyl, cd, digital, or streaming pre-save) now: porter.fm/nurture

Capricorn placements

LMFAOOOOOOOO

april 23

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I need to remember that Waze is always right.. Whenever it tells me a different route, I think, “naw bro why you taking me there” and go the other way.. Boom. Traffic.