I am become meme, Destroyer of shorts

That's a water cup! vine.co/v/hA1UiIiZe0r

Finding Nemo (2003)

The Heart Part 4 itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-h…

Jeff Gould will be representing Theta Chi in the ADPi Kinda Guy Pageant next week! RT to help him win the Social Media Contest!

Buckle up buckeroos

Nah. It's on SoundCloud tho x.com/ben_hodgins10/…

Dis b*tch don't know bout Pangea. Hahahahaha Dave

My man just turned three and he's already thinking about the state of the economy, his 401k, and his kid's tuition payments.

Pain is temporary, GPA is forever lol x.com/theracedraft/s…

IM TRYNA GET BUFF ENOUGH TO WEAR JEAN SHORTS & CROCS TO THE GYM WITHOUT GETTIN LAUGHED AT

Today would have been our 25th wedding anniversary. I miss you so very much, and I am grateful every day for the time we had together.

Khaled gave me space to produce and write a whole record for his album, I dedicated it to Kensli & Asahd and alla babies out there. Drops Tn

Snapchat is the Feds. First a "face scanner" disguised as some fun filters and then a Locations feature? That's wild. Stay woke.