Yeah I tried threads.. it’s insufferably transphobic and misogynistic there so I’m back on twitter lol

Me on the tamper IG: have a fun and safe holiday with loved ones!! Me on main: fuck Julie 4th America sucks ass

we’re just hanging out with the homies, we don’t need u to dj for this plzzz

Let me be your cold brew and tattoo plug

Today’s Tesla count on my 12 min drive home: 58

Yesterday’s Tesla count on my 12 min drive home: 65

I find it adorable that Luna always has 2 little claws popping out of her hind feet.. why doesn’t she retract them all the way.

Why does my nose get so fucking itchy when I’m doing dishes.. like it never itches when my hands are free and clean.. what is this curse… I deserve this

I wonder when I’ll finally stop Being Mad and start Getting Glad

Pretty awesome that a lot of big festivals display the song lyrics on the screen now.. no chance of the performer holding the mic to the crowd and being met with silence 💀

Some Chinese dudes imitating AI videos lol this is next level

Plz I just like neon green this has nothing to do with brat summer or whatever

she kinda look like me ngl

My family’s contractor just randomly popped up at my door and gave me these bag clips. Last time he gave me kitchen sponges shaped like cats lol

Cilantro is pretty damn tasty when you don’t have soap-eaters all up in your ears telling you how nasty it is to them 🥴

I counter 78 teslas on my drive home today 😫👌

Back in the bay after a lovely semi-solo trip to NY… time to be depressed again !!!

I love when all the Costco employees just as stoked about my $15 Kirkland Signature butter chicken & naan purchase as I am

I’ve had Covid a few times now and this is the most it’s kicked my butt.. my ass literally hurting from lying down for 2 days straight lol

car in the parking lot turned on as I was walking by and I instinctively said “behind” out loud lololol