I want to see the dimension where I’m a man. I bet I’m up to absolute chaos and getting away with all of it. Man me would be a nightmare truly.

My mum was at me today for not dating men my own age. I downloaded tinder for 5 mins to show her what men my age look like. Suffice to say my mum is now pro-cougar.

I for one am extremely horny for a moustache so it’s hard to admit that they’ve become the Morgan Wallen, Stanley Quencher Labubu of facial hair 😔

A UN inquiry has confirmed that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. The Foreign Secretary must come to Parliament, now, and explain why the government is still - shamefully - providing military support to Israel.

I’m booked and busy and I love it

My favourite part of this nonsense is that right wing people will be suffering from unnecessary headaches for fear of autism 💊

The poetic take down of David Harbour needs to be a lesson to you all that women don’t need to kill to assassinate you.

Does anyone else get the urge to design their own clothing line so they can have the exact clothes they want to wear all the time?

Simon Cowell now looks like a reanimated corpse and that couldn’t have happened to a better person.

Needing an evil scheme to get hot for is probably insane, but not everyone can have the same fitness incentives.

Never question my delusional positivity. I thought I could have plastic surgery and then go raving the next day.

I’m truly in the trenches right now but watch me pull up into summer with abs and a man 10 years younger than me.

Girls will do such weird things to make themselves seem superior. The new “I’m X age with no Botox or fillers and look like this naturally” trend - alright love good for you I guess?

How do people live their whole lives with zero chaos? Not even chaos, just in peace doing the same routines day in day out. It’s been two months and I’m bored to death.

Plastic surgery isn’t for ADHD people because what do you mean I have to stay home and behave myself and patiently wait up to 12 months to see my results?

I need to quit alcohol FR.

It’s helpful for autistic people to cry to let out their heightened emotions. Some autistic people (me) are unable to cry at all. So that’s fun.

If you wanna know whether he really likes you do long distance cos my man drove 4.5hrs to see me for just 3hrs yesterday. “If he wanted to he would” is a real thing.

I dramatically cut down caffeine and quit vaping and you wouldn’t believe it but my anxiety has reduced 🤷🏼‍♀️

I highly recommend being physically sexy but with an odd and off putting personality