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Salamander

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Katie Mac (@distractedcook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In honor of teacher-heroes who are currently navigating this hellscape: the story of Mrs. Walker, who may have saved my life.

Alex Knapp (@thealexknapp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The world's oldest living person was alive when the Wright Brothers flew at Kitty Hawk and when the first helicopter flew on Mars.

Salamander (@salamanagram) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Have you ever heard of health insurance that would cover you only if you are in one particular state? Is that even a thing? #ACA #insurance

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Don't tell me "the internet is down" when what you really mean is "I can't send a fax because the recipient's fax machine is broken." In other news today I'm implementing a No Support for Stone Knives policy.

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If you are a person who suddenly finds yourself with a need to go camping in another state, a state friendly towards camping, just know that I will happily drive you, support you, and not talk about the camping trip to anyone ever.

Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just trying to imagine what Sean Hannity would say if Barack Obama stole hundreds of classified documents and went on his show and told him that it’s all good because he had already declassified everything in his mind.

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The phrase "hanging chad" was just used in a meeting. At least two attendees do not understand the reference. Because they are too young. I just died a little.

Cowboy State Daily (@daily_cowboy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A strong winter storm making its way through Wyoming has shut down a planned showing of the PBS documentary “Storm of the Century: The Blizzard of ’49” in the town of Sinclair. cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/21/bad…

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That was weird. Quick trip into the grocery store before the storm hits so it's very busy but there were no first-time grocery store visitors, no one who had never seen a self checkout before, seemingly no smoothbrains in the place at all. I'm all disoriented now.

NASA's Kennedy Space Center (@nasakennedy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The final episode of Path to the Pad is here! On Nov. 16, 2022, NASA made history with the launch of our ARCHIVED: NASA_SLS rocket and Orion Spacecraft spacecraft – our newest transportation system that will return humans to the Moon. Relive the powerful moment: bit.ly/42Ue9Dz

The final episode of Path to the Pad is here!

On Nov. 16, 2022, NASA made history with the launch of our <a href="/NASA_SLS/">ARCHIVED: NASA_SLS</a> rocket and <a href="/NASA_Orion/">Orion Spacecraft</a> spacecraft – our newest transportation system that will return humans to the Moon. 

Relive the powerful moment: bit.ly/42Ue9Dz