What’s happening in Africa right now;

Life don't hit the same since I got fired as the mouse from Chuck E Cheese

Mfs do noz once and think they giveon

Pulled trig and finally got an iPhone, now my only personality trait is being short 🤬

I love you Kid Cudi

I promise I’ll never skip class again once we go in person

All I want for Christmas is Cobra Kai season 3

The best part about living in a frat house is competing with everyone else to have the best room

Can they remake guitar hero

Trying to explain what me and my friends think is funny to my parents would be impossible

Buying 1400 McChickens tonight DM for addy

I was today years old when I realized Chuck E Cheese is a casino for kids

"I do not fear death, I fear not to live fully." - Wim Hof Big Vibes

My purpose in life is to be the uncle that gives their nieces and nephews $5 at every bbq

Fuck drinking every weekend, I just wanna go look at cleaning supplies at target and go to ikea now

Normalize reapplying deodorant in the middle of a workout

Started using the word vibes as a joke and now I can’t go more than 2 sentences without saying vibes

Half of my camera roll is just screenshots I take by accident when I try to lock my phone

No fucking way

Some shit youd find in franny fridge.